you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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