I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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