i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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