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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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