I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So drunk its hurt
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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