Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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