i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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