Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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