I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i just sent this text using only my big toe
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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