in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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