let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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