Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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