You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
