isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
