Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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