I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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