I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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