yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
