Can Purell be used as lube?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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