Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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