I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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