Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
