Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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