So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you would pick up someone in the library
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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