"it" just moved
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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