Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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