You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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