If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I think i got beer on your cat.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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