I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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