The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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