capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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