then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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