Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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