your room smells of hookers.
And success
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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