wrigley field is MILF paradise
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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