Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Still dying that you shit outside
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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