How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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