oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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