I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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