we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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