$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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