they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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