just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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