i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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