Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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