I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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