Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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