quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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