Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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