hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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