Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She even gives head with a lisp.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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