I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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