Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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