I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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